It's far from over


I'm Sarah King.
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abusivemom:

beep beep motherfuckers 

(Source: killetc, via iphone420)

  • Class is too quiet
  • Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.

3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
100% me
suckerfacetwist:

ma nigga
mattisbollywood:

his eyes are wide in horror at the thought of another sweaty farty big mcdonalds patron rumpus dropping itself upon his face
he lives a constant torture
he has no mouth
but he must scream

everets:

when did this

become hooter than this

(via happydoge)